Spenserian Sonnet
SUMATRAN will understand your aura.
It is not controlling like a pharmacist.
It is not cold or bitter like a doctor.
It is pink as the concern of an agonist.
One dose and you will smoke relief. Persist
-ent purple ears, sore jaw? Two-pack
of lies. You will not flush, tremor, fit, faint or blist
-er. Forty-year-old male? No heart attack.
It is hearsay, that it is sick, the pack
-aging—stroke it. Don’t be so sensitive,
Shorty—migraine will not come back.
This medicine is highly selective.
It does not contain gluten,
wort or sugar. Give it your full atten—
note: ‘Spenserian Sonnet’ remixes some of the text from SUMATRAN Consumer Medicine Information https://www.mydr.com.au/medicines/sumatran-tablets